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Some conversations feel like community service.
This shirt is for surviving them.
An all-over print oversized tee built like a vintage poster ripped from the wall of a bar that should’ve been shut down years ago. Loud graphics. Heavy fabric. Deadpan energy.
Featuring original collage artwork, distressed typography, and the kind of statement usually formed halfway through dissociation.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Heavyweight premium feel
Oversized unisex fit
All-over sublimated artwork
Soft structure with streetwear drape
Designed for people running on sarcasm and caffeine
DELUSIONAL. Collection No. 01
I’d Rather Watch Paint Dry. | Oversized Cotton Tee.
$75.00
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$75.00
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This shirt is for surviving them.
An all-over print oversized tee built like a vintage poster ripped from the wall of a bar that should’ve been shut down years ago. Loud graphics. Heavy fabric. Deadpan energy.
Featuring original collage artwork, distressed typography, and the kind of statement usually formed halfway through dissociation.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Heavyweight premium feel
Oversized unisex fit
All-over sublimated artwork
Soft structure with streetwear drape
Designed for people running on sarcasm and caffeine
DELUSIONAL. Collection No. 01