All The Cocaine In The World And Your Nose Is Still In My Business. | Bucket Hat.
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For people with overstimulated nervous systems and underdeveloped boundaries. A classic cotton twill bucket hat featuring embroidered wording for maximum side-eye potential. Built for disappearing into crowds, avoiding eye contact, or attracting exactly the wrong kind of attention.
Structured enough to hold its shape. Unhinged enough to start conversations nobody was invited into.
100% cotton twill keeps it breathable and comfortable, while sewn eyelets help with airflow whether you’re surviving summer, social interaction, or both simultaneously.
• 100% cotton twill
• Embroidered text detail
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• Suitable for sun exposure, emotional avoidance, and public menace behaviour
All The Cocaine In The World And Your Nose Is Still In My Business. | Bucket Hat.
$40.00
Sale price
$40.00
Regular price
Structured enough to hold its shape. Unhinged enough to start conversations nobody was invited into.
100% cotton twill keeps it breathable and comfortable, while sewn eyelets help with airflow whether you’re surviving summer, social interaction, or both simultaneously.
• 100% cotton twill
• Embroidered text detail
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• Suitable for sun exposure, emotional avoidance, and public menace behaviour
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| One size | 22 | 3 | 2 |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
| One size | 55.9 | 7.6 | 5.1 |