All The Cocaine In The World And Your Nose Is Still In My Business. | Beanie.
$40.00
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Cold head. Heated opinions.
A snug embroidered beanie designed for overstimulated people with exceptional observational skills and very little remaining patience.
Featuring the phrase “All the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business.” embroidered across the fold, this piece was created for late-night drives, questionable coping mechanisms, and avoiding eye contact at the servo.
Soft, breathable, and form-fitting enough to survive winter, bad decisions, and unsolicited commentary.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Embroidered front detail
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
• Suitable for emotional support, public irritation, and disappearing into the background dramatically
All The Cocaine In The World And Your Nose Is Still In My Business. | Beanie.
$40.00
Sale price
$40.00
Regular price
A snug embroidered beanie designed for overstimulated people with exceptional observational skills and very little remaining patience.
Featuring the phrase “All the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business.” embroidered across the fold, this piece was created for late-night drives, questionable coping mechanisms, and avoiding eye contact at the servo.
Soft, breathable, and form-fitting enough to survive winter, bad decisions, and unsolicited commentary.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Embroidered front detail
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
• Suitable for emotional support, public irritation, and disappearing into the background dramatically