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Some people drain the atmosphere out of a room.
This hoodie was made for enduring them comfortably.
A heavyweight all-over print hoodie wrapped in vintage poster chaos, nicotine-stained typography, and the exact energy of mentally checking out mid-conversation.
Featuring distressed collage artwork, oversized streetwear fit, and enough visual attitude to make eye contact optional.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Premium heavyweight feel
Relaxed oversized unisex fit
All-over sublimated artwork
Drop shoulders for effortless drape
Soft interior with structured exterior
Made for cold weather and colder patience
For people who would genuinely rather watch paint dry.
DELUSIONAL. Collection No. 01
I’d Rather Watch Paint Dry. | Premium Oversized Hoodie.
$120.00
Sale price
$120.00
Regular price
This hoodie was made for enduring them comfortably.
A heavyweight all-over print hoodie wrapped in vintage poster chaos, nicotine-stained typography, and the exact energy of mentally checking out mid-conversation.
Featuring distressed collage artwork, oversized streetwear fit, and enough visual attitude to make eye contact optional.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Premium heavyweight feel
Relaxed oversized unisex fit
All-over sublimated artwork
Drop shoulders for effortless drape
Soft interior with structured exterior
Made for cold weather and colder patience
For people who would genuinely rather watch paint dry.
DELUSIONAL. Collection No. 01